- god (looking at adam and eve kissing): When was the last time the girl kissed the boy in a teen romance? Ever? Has it happened ever? I seriously think it might not have happened ever.
This seagull wants to be a Blue Jay.
I’ll just leave this here…
I would kind of liken it to, if you’re driving down the street and you see a squirrel or raccoon or something and you’re driving pretty quickly and you say, “Ah it will move,” and you hear the thump and you say, “Oh man,” and that’s kind of the way it unfolded, I didn’t expect to hit it, but I did.
did he fucking decapitate someone?
he hit a woman who had a sling on her arm in that arm
i’ve been laughing at Hugh Jackman’s face for five fucking minutes
And Michael does a Magneto hand
I was cleaning out my drawers and the cat sneezed when she sniffed the ‘sexy bra’ because of all the dust.
so my morning run went well